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	In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Topic: Education Quotes Type: Author Quotes Category: American Author Quotes Date of Birth: November 30, 1835 Date of Death: April 21, 1910 Nationality: American Amazon: Mark Twain on Amazon	Related Authors: F. Scott Fitzgerald Gertrude Stein Helen Keller Henry David Thoreau Mark Twain Susan Sontag Henry Miller Edwin Louis Cole
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