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Lenny Bruce Quotes

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Lenny Bruce

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Topic:
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Type:
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Category:
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Date of Birth:
October 13, 1925
Date of Death:
August 3, 1966
Nationality:
American
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