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Groucho Marx Quotes

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx

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Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
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Date of Birth:
October 2, 1895
Date of Death:
August 19, 1977
Nationality:
American
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