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	When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. Emo Philips Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Topic: Forgiveness Quotes Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: February 7, 1956 Nationality: American Amazon: Emo Philips on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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