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	It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. Dave Barry Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Journalist Quotes Category: American Journalist Quotes Date of Birth: July 3, 1947 Nationality: American Amazon: Dave Barry on Amazon	Related Authors: Ambrose Bierce Dave Barry Erma Bombeck Fran Lebowitz Kin Hubbard Bob Woodward Jessica Savitch Steve Powers
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