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Scott Adams Quotes

Type: Cartoonist Quotes Category: American Cartoonist Quotes Date of Birth: September 28, 1966 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Scott Adams Related Authors: Walt Disney Bill Watterson Matt Groening Joseph Barbera Len Wein Doug Larson Bill Griffith

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. Scott Adams Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Scott Adams Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. Scott Adams I get mail; therefore I am. Scott Adams I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. Scott Adams If a job's worth doing, it's too hard. Scott Adams If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Scott Adams In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. Scott Adams Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. Scott Adams Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams. Scott Adams Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. Scott Adams Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Scott Adams Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. Scott Adams Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. Scott Adams One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. Scott Adams Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. Scott Adams Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. Scott Adams The best things in life are silly. Scott Adams The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. Scott Adams The longer you work here, diverse it gets. Scott Adams The only risk of failure is promotion. Scott Adams There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Scott Adams There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. Scott Adams We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. Scott Adams You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Scott Adams You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me. Scott Adams

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