Jack Nicholson Quotes

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Jack Nicholson

Dating, Life, Lie

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Jack Nicholson

Fat, Sunglasses, Jack

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson

Best, Beer, Drink

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.
Jack Nicholson

Learning, Dead, Minute

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson

Speak, Metaphors, Shampoo

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.
Jack Nicholson

Alone, Writing, Two

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
Jack Nicholson

Dating, Love, Fight

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.
Jack Nicholson

Time, Death, Irish

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.
Jack Nicholson

School, Last, Year

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.
Jack Nicholson

Best, Give, Advice

If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
Jack Nicholson

Women, Men, Everything

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.
Jack Nicholson

Time, Long, Person

My motto is: more good times.
Jack Nicholson

Good, Motto, Times

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.
Jack Nicholson

Job, Acting, Everybody

I'm content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That's what I've always worried about: that I wouldn't try hard enough.
Jack Nicholson

Hard, Made, Enough

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.
Jack Nicholson

The camera photographs what's there.
Jack Nicholson

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person.
Jack Nicholson

Fear, Person, Rather

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.
Jack Nicholson

Everything, Thought, Said

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.
Jack Nicholson

Time, Money, Against

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson

Played tennis for years. But you can't improve at tennis after you're 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you're a doubles player.
Jack Nicholson

After, Player, Played

A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in.
Jack Nicholson

Remember, Actually, Begin

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do.
Jack Nicholson

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.
Jack Nicholson

Life, Here, Sit

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Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: April 22, 1937

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