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Gracie Allen Quotes

Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
July 26, 1895
Date of Death:
August 27, 1964
Nationality:
American
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Gracie Allen

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Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.
Gracie Allen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
Gracie Allen

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie Allen

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Gracie Allen


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