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Garrison Keillor Quotes

Type: Writer Quotes Category: American Writer Quotes Date of Birth: August 7, 1942 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Garrison Keillor Related Authors: Mason Cooley H. L. Mencken Eric Hoffer Elbert Hubbard Oliver Wendell Holmes Marilyn vos Savant Bill James Jeff Long

A book is a gift you can open again and again. Garrison Keillor A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. Garrison Keillor A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. Garrison Keillor A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Garrison Keillor A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. Garrison Keillor Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Garrison Keillor Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison Keillor Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. Garrison Keillor God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. Garrison Keillor I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. Garrison Keillor I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.' Garrison Keillor I want to resume the life of a shy person. Garrison Keillor I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy. Garrison Keillor It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming. Garrison Keillor It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. Garrison Keillor Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve. Garrison Keillor Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted. Garrison Keillor Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. Garrison Keillor Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it. Garrison Keillor Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Garrison Keillor The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. Garrison Keillor The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. Garrison Keillor They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. Garrison Keillor They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. Garrison Keillor Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up. Garrison Keillor Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. Garrison Keillor

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