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Fred A. Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred A. Allen

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
Fred A. Allen

A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred A. Allen

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Fred A. Allen

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Fred A. Allen

California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
Fred A. Allen

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
Fred A. Allen

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
Fred A. Allen

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
Fred A. Allen

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Fred A. Allen

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
Fred A. Allen

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Fred A. Allen

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
Fred A. Allen

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
Fred A. Allen


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