Dean Martin Quotes

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin

Morning, Best, Sorry

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

Drunk, Lie, Holding

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

Sports, Drink, Drive

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
Dean Martin

Words, Around, Kids

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin

Good, Morning, Hate

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Dean Martin

Whole, Once, Hands

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
Dean Martin

Hollywood, Talks, Museum

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: June 7, 1917

Died: December 25, 1995

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