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Bob Hope Quotes

Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: May 29, 1903 Date of Death: July 27, 2003 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Bob Hope Related Authors: Steven Wright Josh Billings Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg James Thurber Rodney Dangerfield George Carlin

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong. Bob Hope I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Bob Hope I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. Bob Hope I have to much money invested in sweaters. Bob Hope I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! Bob Hope I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. Bob Hope I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. Bob Hope If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. Bob Hope If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. Bob Hope Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. Bob Hope The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. Bob Hope The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Bob Hope The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. Bob Hope When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. Bob Hope When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. Bob Hope When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. Bob Hope You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. Bob Hope

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