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Alan King Quotes

Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
December 26, 1927
Date of Death:
May 9, 2004
Nationality:
American
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King

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Alan King

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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King

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